Today, I witnessed a 65 year oldish man pull “Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood shit” on a 20 year old already drunk hooligan on the MBTA Red Line. The 20 year old kid was as I already stated was drunk at 1 PM (god bless ‘im) and was saying disrespectful things to all the ladies around him and old dude, we’re gonna call him Clint did not appreciate it and said to the young kid to stop, young idiot said “WHAT RE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, OLD MAN. WHAT IF I HIT YOU” and Clint said “If you hit me it’ll be the last thing you do today.” (SO BAD ASS) So young kid walks up to the old guy and knocks his coffee out of his hand. RIGHT OUT OF IT. So I expect this poor old guy to get his ass beat. Oh, no no. Clint takes ONE SWING at this young kid and knocks him on the ground and gets ontop of him so the kid can’t swing back and says “Do you still want to fight?” Kid turns into a complete pussy and says “no! no i’m sorry, I was just kidding.”
So.
Bad.
Ass.
Clint: 1 Drunk Kid: 0
I still feel giddy about watching that one.
There’s also this alternative
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