"All you people with your augmented reality unlocking the digital city outernet designing the sentient city rhetoric and toys? You know what you’re making? Street Clippy. Now fuck off and make something that’ll do useful work on a phone in a village, instead of something that’ll get you laid in fucking Hoxton. Make something that has meaning outside a major metropolis. Oh jesus, I’m sorry, you were working on building the urban digital future playing Foursquare and I disturbed you."
