This is going to lead to a great shift in how we (possibly just me) view organized religions. From pseudo serious god’y stuff, to competing sports franchises that play in the same league. Imagine if this sort of thing happened regularly between the priests. It’d be like a sporting event. They’ve already got their respective fans, arenas, arena food. Hell, they even have their own uniforms, a front office that handles the finances, a marketing department, etc. The police are the referees, handcuffs red cards. We’ll have to come up with the scoring system. It can’t just be that taking an opponent out scores a point. We’ve got to be more creative. Maybe if a priest swears or says god damn, they get a point. If they argue and one employs illogical divine intervention, they score or loose a point. Then we’ve got different scoring based upon injury or damage to the home team’s arena…
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