June 30, 2009

Changed My Mind On This Whole MJ Thing

I’ve decided that Michael Jackson didn’t fake his own death.  I’ve decided that the person who we think just died (or faked his death) wasn’t even Michael Jackson.  Rather, 10-15 years ago, the real MJ got someone to take his place.  He offered this guy $$$, told him to get surgery, etc.  We accepted that MJ was a surgery fanatic, so we’re not surprised when he gets another round and becomes more feline than human looking.  It’s easy for us to make that leap.  There was no standard by which to judge the visual validity of Michael Jackson since the mid 1990s.  Around 1997 we accepted that he might appear completely different from one appearance to the next.  Etc. etc. etc.  Dude wasn’t even the real MJ to begin with.  So the plot thickens.  Was this part of The Plan?  Or was this a rogue move by the fake MJ to get out of a deal that he was sick of?  I’ll take my answer off the air.

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