I was looking through the old notcot stuff just now, when I saw these two pictures side-by-side. They’ve got nothing to do with each other. One looks to be about some cool fish or something, the other a urinal video game. But it instantly came to me.

We could start a software company that deals exclusively with writing urinal games. And our first game we could call “Poll Bender” or “Master Baiter” or something like that. And it would be a urinal fishing game. When you start to pee, it’s like casting, and then you move the stream around looking to attract a fish. When one bites, you’ve got to move the stream around in some way to reel it in. And the final stage of reeling in is linked to you running out of pee or something to get the fish up to the boat. And you get points depending on the kind and size of fish you catch, and the system remembers you at any restaurant or bar or wherever, and how many points you have, and then you do something with the points like buy better polls or lures or unlock new lakes or whatever.

Well, that feature probably only in Japan. But yeah, whatever. You get the idea.